I am watching Delta Farce, not force. These three idiots are in the army on the weekends but they get shipped to Iraq. They fall out of the plane, with parachutes. They wake up in Mexico but don’t realize it and “free” a town from terrorists but they were actually just part of a gang that steals from the town. Right now, Bill just got kidnapped by the leader of the gang, Carlos Santana and his nephew that likes Bill and wants to marry him. Bill is unhappily married to Connie and they have two kids. They live in a trailer park. Larry was dating someone named Karen who told him she was pregnant and he proposed to her in front of everyone in the cheap restraunt but she tells him, it’s not his. They break up. In Mexico, Larry meets a woman named Maria, she and him are love interests. Everett doesn’t have anyone, he is the stupidest of the group. Sergernt Kilgore is a tough black man, he also falls out of the plane and lands in Mexico. He gets kidnapped after Bill is set free. They go attempt to save “Sarge.” Everett wrestles with some guy in a mask to entertain Carlos Santana or as he is known by the gang Jefe. They successfully save Sarge but Carlos Santana swears revenge and plans to destroy La Miranda. Sarge, Bill and Everett all say that they need to leave but Larry insists on staying. He convinces Sarge by talking about dreams or something. He convinces Bill by talking about Connie and the boys which implies that he really does care about his family. Carlos and the gang attack La Miranda with a fleet of horses and a tank. Carlos captures Maria but a group of American Army helicopters saves them and Larry punches her. The helicopters find her because of Connie who kept calling the Pentagon. Bill then says that he loves her. Maria and Larry kiss. Bill is shot but only in the butt so he is going to be okay. At the end, Sarge is awarded and now runs a highly successful Boot Camp in Miami, Florida. Everett is awarded and now went on the become “Carne Asada”, Mexico’s most popular wrestlers. Bill is awarded and he sued the Mexican government for his injuries and got a court settlement. He, Connie and their kids all moved to a nice house in Beverly Hills, California. And as for Larry who was also awarded for his bravery, moves to Mexico and opens a bar called “The Mess Hall” to be with Maria. Whom he marries. Carlos Santana completed a rehab program and found a new career in entertainment.
I think the movie deserved more than one star but it wasn’t the most amazing movie ever, it was far from it. It was a sweet movie to cheer up yourself up. My rating is 3 and a half stars.